Oh Captain, My Captain
There will come a day when I will complain about the Captain again. But it should not be soon. Six days ago, he and I got up at 5:30 a.m. and headed down to Methodist Hospital where a few hours later, I had my left hip ripped out of my body and replaced with something better. I haven't had the guts to really examine what went in there; how, exactly, the original parts were removed; and what exactly went in in its place. All I know is the diagnosis of severe arthritis I got earlier in the year had gone from what I thought physical therapy could improve to rapidly worse and, as it turns out, bad enough that the consultation I went in for turned into surgery two weeks later. I'm not the surgery type. I mean, I don't like hospitals and I don't like the idea of having my parts messed with. It just seems like an invitation for additional activity. And my surgeon, in a very surgeon-like delivery said, "You'll have to do the other side, too." As if he understood ...