Could the Captain be right?
I'm starting to believe the Captain may be right about me. Generally, I shake off his admonitions that I should slow down before I embark on projects. The last few days has me rethinking that I might actually be a danger to myself. It all started when I was on the roof trying to get the last of the vines off my garage. I'd tried to be smart and had gotten the ones from the sides that I could reach from a ladder securely planted in the ground. Then, I Army crawled underneath the behemoth evergreen shrubs that run the full width of the back of the garage and cut them from the root level. Did I get sticks and evergreen needles in my hair? Did I get scratched up? Did random tiny branches nearly poke my eyes out? Yes to all of that. (To be honest, I was mostly on the watch for snakes and happily found none.) In the bush's defense, I had it coming. I'd earlier hacked into some semblance of control. It's a beautiful bush, full and verdant, but some of its branches were...